Mama Umbridge Says… 

Now gurls, we all know that boys can get touchy, but remember, no boy should ever touch you when you don’t wan them to…

AND IF THEY DO —YOU TAKE THEIR ARE AND RIP IT OUT OF IT’S SOCKET BEFORE SHOVING IT DOWN THEIR THROATS.

Mama Umbridge says!

Mama Umbridge Says started following you 

tarzanofthejungle:

mamaumbridgesays:

tarzanofthejungle:

TARZAN IS BLINDED BY ALL OF THE UNNATURAL GARISH PINK!

(( OOC: Asflgkhsg I love youuuu ))

Well, look at this…nice…strong man.  Just how Mama likes it

The pink female speaks!

*feels his arms* Mama does a lot more than speak for good little boys.

idontdoubtyouseverus: "Oh, Dolores, you look...well. -blinks.- Have you been..*ahem* working out?"

Well hello there Narcissa, don’t you look stressed.

findingmynewdream:

mamaumbridgesays:

findingmynewdream:

Hiya Mama! How are you today? I’m Princess Rapunzel Persinette-Fitzherbert. *curtseys* It’s nice to meet you!

Would you look at this *squishes her cheeks together shaking her face* Look how lady like this little baby is.  Mama’s happy to meet you!

*grins and rubs cheeks* Um so Mama! What do you like to do?

What all Mama’s love to do!  Take her little babies and turn them into women.

tumblrbot: "WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?"

THE BLOOD OF MAMA’S ENEMIES

And kittens.

Mama Umbridge Says started following you 

tarzanofthejungle:

TARZAN IS BLINDED BY ALL OF THE UNNATURAL GARISH PINK!

(( OOC: Asflgkhsg I love youuuu ))

Well, look at this…nice…strong man.  Just how Mama likes it

Well Boys and Girls 

It’s time for Mama to Get her beauty sleep (not that she neeeeeeeds it hadurdurdur)!

Everyone remember!

thedarklordofthewizardingworld:

mamaumbridgesays:

Then we’ll just call you a “special” baby.  Don’t worry, Mama still loves you.

I would hope so…