Now gurls, we all know that boys can get touchy, but remember, no boy should ever touch you when you don’t wan them to…
AND IF THEY DO —YOU TAKE THEIR ARE AND RIP IT OUT OF IT’S SOCKET BEFORE SHOVING IT DOWN THEIR THROATS.
Mama Umbridge says!
TARZAN IS BLINDED BY ALL OF THE UNNATURAL GARISH PINK!
(( OOC: Asflgkhsg I love youuuu ))
Well, look at this…nice…strong man.
Just how Mama likes it
The pink female speaks!
*feels his arms* Mama does a lot more than speak for good little boys.
Well hello there Narcissa, don’t you look stressed.
Hiya Mama! How are you today? I’m Princess Rapunzel Persinette-Fitzherbert. *curtseys* It’s nice to meet you!
Would you look at this *squishes her cheeks together shaking her face* Look how lady like this little baby is. Mama’s happy to meet you!
*grins and rubs cheeks* Um so Mama! What do you like to do?
What all Mama’s love to do! Take her little babies and turn them into women.
THE BLOOD OF MAMA’S ENEMIES
And kittens.
TARZAN IS BLINDED BY ALL OF THE UNNATURAL GARISH PINK!
(( OOC: Asflgkhsg I love youuuu ))
Well, look at this…nice…strong man. Just how Mama likes it
It’s time for Mama to Get her beauty sleep (not that she neeeeeeeds it hadurdurdur)!
Everyone remember!
thedarklordofthewizardingworld:
Then we’ll just call you a “special” baby. Don’t worry, Mama still loves you.
I would hope so…
thedarklordofthewizardingworld:
thedarklordofthewizardingworld:
Indeed! EH-HEHE!
Okay…I think you might be one of Mama’s slow babies.
Excuse me, I am not slow, mama!
Then we’ll just call you a “special” baby. Don’t worry, Mama still loves you.
Oh my gosh! Look! There I am! Pascal! Eugene!
*waves* I from Corona, Mama!
Well, well, well, would you look at this perky little girl for Mama to raise! Hello dar little gurl!
Hiya Mama! How are you today? I’m Princess Rapunzel Persinette-Fitzherbert. *curtseys* It’s nice to meet you!
Would you look at this *squishes her cheeks together shaking her face* Look how lady like this little baby is. Mama’s happy to meet you!
thedarklordofthewizardingworld:
thedarklordofthewizardingworld:
All these new babies for Mama to take care of and all for me?! How sweet! Do you see that Mama?!
I’m afraid it is you who are mistaken… I am the one who is “Cool” and “Classy”
Excuse me?
Did some cheap, gaudy Mama look alike just interrupt me?
Indeed! EH-HEHE!
Okay…I think you might be one of Mama’s slow babies.
All these new babies for Mama to take care of and all for me?! How sweet! Do you see that Mama?!
Oh my gosh! Look! There I am! Pascal! Eugene!
*waves* I from Corona, Mama!
Well, well, well, would you look at this perky little girl for Mama to raise! Hello dar little gurl!
thedarklordofthewizardingworld:
All these new babies for Mama to take care of and all for me?! How sweet! Do you see that Mama?!
I’m afraid it is you who are mistaken… I am the one who is “Cool” and “Classy”
Excuse me?
Did some cheap, gaudy Mama look alike just interrupt me?
Gurls, never kiss on the first date! Always be lad like and chaste. And if a boy tries to kiss you…
YOU SHOVE YOUR FIST SO FAR DOWN HIS THROAT THAT YOU GRASP HIS SOUL AND RIP IT OUT.
Mama Umbridge says!
